Smorgasm(s)" - 1) pertaining of or relating to the initial utopic smorgiastic boinkial 'lovey-dovey-can't-keep-your-snouts-off-each-other' period otherwise known as the 'bedroom ceiling destruction' phase of a primarily fleshian nature, notably characterized by the following 1) Permanus Curlus Toesus Syndrome 2) Permanus Maximus Grinus Affliction 3) eviction notices from four - and counting - landlords 4) six destroyed beds, three broken coffee tables, one severely dented carhood, and 5) an involuntary funny-walk

Goregasm - so incredibly hot and intense that it actually contributes significantly to Global Warming

Moregasm - something which, although we all aspire to (and plead with Santa to bring us every Christmas - ho ho ho, indeed?), only the female of the species can achieve (but, yes, because males are selfish sexually-uneducated egocentric @#%@#$ bastids, rarely do)

Choregasm (aka Boregasm) - enacted ('acted' being the key word) once a week on Friday or Saturday for approximately 7.9 minutes between reruns of Trading Spaces/Grey's Anatomy
by couples who have been married/together for ten or more years.

Soregasm - the inevitable result of the 'smorgasm(s)' stage - aptly described in the John Mellancamp song: "Hurts So Good"

Sworegasm - fueled by intense passion and lost in the moment your boyfriend/girlfriend suddenly becomes a drunken-sailor-on-shore-leave-with-Turret's-syndrome (better avoid any neighbourhood block parties for the next few years, ye dirty talking kinko, ye)

Storegasm - applicable to couples who are not yet banned from La Senza and/or Mistress Olga's Kinky Toy Emporium change-rooms, McDonald's Toy-Ball Pit, and any restaurant bathroom with giant mirrors

Nogasm - finally accepting that, after 28 beers consumed earlier in the evening, your girlfriend having fallen asleep an hour and a half ago, your persistent but futile efforts are not going to errr come to fruition, oh studian one.

Poorgasm - primarily associated with lonely singles with the necessary modicum of affection towards their right/left hand and/or third-party 'accessories'

Roargasm - Tony the Tiger says, "They'rrrrrrre Grrrrrrrreat!" - your girlfriend/boyfriend readily concur.

Fourgasm - females experiencing this phenomenon during any one 'snuggleage' should realize one fundamental concept which need only be expressed using one word: KEEPER as in MR. (and if you play your cards right the MRS. part is yours for the taking), and proceed with roping 'em into marriage forthwith using any and all available means.

Snoregasm - usually in conjunction with the Smorgasm lovey-dovey stage except further taken to gropings and hedonistic fondlings etc during your partner's slumber (so that's why he asked you to wear a schoolgirl outfit to bed)

Tourgasm - trying to realize your salacious over-stimulations and kinky fantasies in exotic vacation places like The Vatican Gift Shop, The OverHead Compartment on American Airlines, Centre Ice during intermission at a Blackhawks/Rangers game, in a Central Park Yogenfruz Stand etc...

Michael Mooregasm - a visual aid to assist the over-eager male in trying to best his usual 40 second 'record'.

Slogasm - the domain of septuagenarians and octogenarians who've used up their allotted Viagra supply for the month

Feel free to add your own...